ﺑﻌﺪ ﺷﺮﺍﺋﻪ ﻋﻘﺪﺍ - ﻻﺑﻨﺘﻪ ﺑﺮﺑﻊ ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻥ ،
ﺑﻴﻨﻤﺎ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺳﺎﺋﻘﻪ ﻳﺘﺤﺪﺙ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺠﻮﺍﻝ ﻗﺎﺋﻼ :
ﻳﺎﻭﻟﺪﻱ ﺗﺴﻠﻒ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﻛﺎﻥ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻔﺮﺟﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ
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ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻠﻘﺎﺿﻲ : ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺃﺳﺠﻦ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﻦ ﺑﻼ ﺫﻧﺐ؟!!
ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺿﻲ : ﺯﺩﺗﻬﺎ ﺍﻵﻥ ﺷﻬﺮﻳﻦ . .
ﻗﺎﻝ : ﻟﻢ ؟! ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺿﻲ : ﺳﻨﺘﻴﻦ . ،!
ﻓـﻨﺼﺤﻪ ﺁﻟﺠﻨﺪﻱ ﺑﺎﻟﻌﻮﺩﺓ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﻳﺼﻔﻮ
ﻣﺰﺍﺝ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺿﻲ
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ﺛﻼﺛﻮﻥ ﻋﺎﻣﺎ ﻗﻀﺎﻫﺎ ﺧﺎﺋﻔﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺕ
ﺑﻤﺮﺽ ﺧﻄﻴﺮ ﻳﺼﻴﺒﻪ ، ﻳﺘﺤﺎﺷﻰ ﺗﺬﻭﻕ
ﻛﻞ ﻣﺎﻗﻴﻞ ﻋﻨﻪ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻣﺴﺮﻃﻦ !
ﻟﻜﻨﻪ ﻣﺎﺕ ﺑﺤﺎﺩﺙ ﺳﻴﺎﺭﺓ
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ﻛﺎﻥ ﻳﻀﺮﺑﻬﻢ ﻭ ﻳﻬﻴﻨﻬﻢ ﻫﻢ ﻭﻭﺍﻟﺪﺗﻬﻢ ..
ﻭﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻨﻬﺎﻳﺔ ﻫﺠﺮﻫﻢ
ﻭﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﺃﻗﻌﺪﻩ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺽ ...
ﺃﺻﺒﺢ ﻳﺄﻣﺮﻫﻢ ﺑﺒﺮﻩ ﻣﺴﺘﺪﻻ ﺑﻘﻮﻟﻪ ﺗﻌﺎﻟﻰ
" ﻭﺑﺎﻟﻮﺍﻟﺪﻳﻦ ﺇﺣﺴﺎﻧﺎ".
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ﻃﺮﻕ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻓﺄﺟﺎﺑﺘﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺧﻠﻒ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ :
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻄﺎﺭﻕ ! .
ﺳﻤﻊ ﺻﻮﺗﻬﺎ ﻭ ﻣﻀﻰ . .
ﻓﻬﺬﺍ ﻛﻞ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺮﻳﺪﻩ
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ﺗﺰﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﻓﻠﻢ ﻳﺘﻔﻘﺎ ﺳﺄﻟﻮﻩ :
ﻣﺎ ﺎﻠﺴﺒﺐ ؟ ﻗﺎﻝ: ﻟﺎ ﺍﺗﻜﻠﻢ ﻋﻦ ﻋﺮﺿﻲ ..
ﻃﻠﻘﻬﺎ ﻓﺴﺄﻟﻮﻩ : ﻣﺎ ﺎﻠﺴﺒﺐ ؟ ﻗﺎﻝ :
ﻻ ﺃﺗﻜﻠﻢ ﻋﻦ ﺎﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﺧﺮﺟﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺫﻣﺘﻲ '
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ﺍﺷﺘﺮﻯ ﻓﻘﻴﺮ 3 ﺑﺮﺗﻘﺎﻻﺕ
-ﻗﻄﻊ ﺍﻻﻭﻟﻰ ﻭﺟﺪﻫﺎ ﻣﺘﻌﻔﻨﻪ ﺭﻣﺎﻫﺎ ،
-ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻴﻪ ﻣﺘﻌﻔﻨﻪ ﺭﻣﺎﻫﺎ ،
ﺍﻃﻔﺊ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﺭ ﻓﻘﻄﻊ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻟﺜﻪ ﻭﺍﻛﻠﻬﺎ ..
(ﺃﺣﻴﺎﻧﺎ ,ﻧﺘﺠﺎﻫﻞ ﻟﮕﻲ ﻧﻌﻴﺶ)
ﺑﻴﻨﻤﺎ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺳﺎﺋﻘﻪ ﻳﺘﺤﺪﺙ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺠﻮﺍﻝ ﻗﺎﺋﻼ :
ﻳﺎﻭﻟﺪﻱ ﺗﺴﻠﻒ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﻛﺎﻥ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻔﺮﺟﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ
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ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻠﻘﺎﺿﻲ : ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺃﺳﺠﻦ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﻦ ﺑﻼ ﺫﻧﺐ؟!!
ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺿﻲ : ﺯﺩﺗﻬﺎ ﺍﻵﻥ ﺷﻬﺮﻳﻦ . .
ﻗﺎﻝ : ﻟﻢ ؟! ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺿﻲ : ﺳﻨﺘﻴﻦ . ،!
ﻓـﻨﺼﺤﻪ ﺁﻟﺠﻨﺪﻱ ﺑﺎﻟﻌﻮﺩﺓ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﻳﺼﻔﻮ
ﻣﺰﺍﺝ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺿﻲ
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ﺛﻼﺛﻮﻥ ﻋﺎﻣﺎ ﻗﻀﺎﻫﺎ ﺧﺎﺋﻔﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺕ
ﺑﻤﺮﺽ ﺧﻄﻴﺮ ﻳﺼﻴﺒﻪ ، ﻳﺘﺤﺎﺷﻰ ﺗﺬﻭﻕ
ﻛﻞ ﻣﺎﻗﻴﻞ ﻋﻨﻪ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻣﺴﺮﻃﻦ !
ﻟﻜﻨﻪ ﻣﺎﺕ ﺑﺤﺎﺩﺙ ﺳﻴﺎﺭﺓ
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ﻛﺎﻥ ﻳﻀﺮﺑﻬﻢ ﻭ ﻳﻬﻴﻨﻬﻢ ﻫﻢ ﻭﻭﺍﻟﺪﺗﻬﻢ ..
ﻭﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻨﻬﺎﻳﺔ ﻫﺠﺮﻫﻢ
ﻭﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﺃﻗﻌﺪﻩ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺽ ...
ﺃﺻﺒﺢ ﻳﺄﻣﺮﻫﻢ ﺑﺒﺮﻩ ﻣﺴﺘﺪﻻ ﺑﻘﻮﻟﻪ ﺗﻌﺎﻟﻰ
" ﻭﺑﺎﻟﻮﺍﻟﺪﻳﻦ ﺇﺣﺴﺎﻧﺎ".
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ﻃﺮﻕ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻓﺄﺟﺎﺑﺘﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺧﻠﻒ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ :
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻄﺎﺭﻕ ! .
ﺳﻤﻊ ﺻﻮﺗﻬﺎ ﻭ ﻣﻀﻰ . .
ﻓﻬﺬﺍ ﻛﻞ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺮﻳﺪﻩ
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ﺗﺰﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﻓﻠﻢ ﻳﺘﻔﻘﺎ ﺳﺄﻟﻮﻩ :
ﻣﺎ ﺎﻠﺴﺒﺐ ؟ ﻗﺎﻝ: ﻟﺎ ﺍﺗﻜﻠﻢ ﻋﻦ ﻋﺮﺿﻲ ..
ﻃﻠﻘﻬﺎ ﻓﺴﺄﻟﻮﻩ : ﻣﺎ ﺎﻠﺴﺒﺐ ؟ ﻗﺎﻝ :
ﻻ ﺃﺗﻜﻠﻢ ﻋﻦ ﺎﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﺧﺮﺟﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺫﻣﺘﻲ '
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ﺍﺷﺘﺮﻯ ﻓﻘﻴﺮ 3 ﺑﺮﺗﻘﺎﻻﺕ
-ﻗﻄﻊ ﺍﻻﻭﻟﻰ ﻭﺟﺪﻫﺎ ﻣﺘﻌﻔﻨﻪ ﺭﻣﺎﻫﺎ ،
-ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻴﻪ ﻣﺘﻌﻔﻨﻪ ﺭﻣﺎﻫﺎ ،
ﺍﻃﻔﺊ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﺭ ﻓﻘﻄﻊ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻟﺜﻪ ﻭﺍﻛﻠﻬﺎ ..
(ﺃﺣﻴﺎﻧﺎ ,ﻧﺘﺠﺎﻫﻞ ﻟﮕﻲ ﻧﻌﻴﺶ)
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